It's a Tree!

Argue vehemently that the cell phone tower you just passed is actually a tree. Some towers are painted brown and green to resemble trees, but are very clearly towers. This is what makes the argument so much fun. Use your imagination and try to convince the person with you that you truly believe the tower to be a tree. It helps to completely fabricate your argument: "It was clearly a cellular pine! Why else do you think they paint cell phone towers brown and green? To look like cellular pines!" If you succeed in arguing that a brown and green tower is a tree, try arguing that a less decorative tower is a tree.