Having just gotten back from a very long car trip, I thought I'd propose a few fun things to do to pass the time.



"Has he taken his medicine?" "Yes.

" The doctor glanced at his watch.

"Take a glass of boiled water and put a pinch of cream of tartar," and he indicated with his delicate fingers what he meant by a pinch.

"Dere has neffer been a gase," a German doctor was saying to an aide-de-camp, "dat one liffs after de sird stroke.

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