Having just gotten back from a very long car trip, I thought I'd propose a few fun things to do to pass the time.



"And what about his character?" asked the regimental commander.

"It's different on different days," answered the captain.

" One day he is sensible, well educated, and good-natured, and the next he's a wild beast....

In Poland, if you please, he nearly killed a Jew.

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